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About the Author
LEMONY SNICKET is the author of many books, including those in A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions. A lifelong resident, he now divides his time and is currently at work.
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Copyright
Quotes from “Who Could That Be at This Hour?” by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2012.
Reprinted by permission of Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, an imprint of Hachette Book Group, Inc.
Quotes from The Dark by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2013.
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Quotes from “When Did You See Her Last?” by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2013.
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Quotes from File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2014.
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Quotes from “Shouldn’t You Be in School?” by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2014.
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Quotes from “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2015.
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Quotes from The Bad Mood and the Stick by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2017.
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READ SOMETHING ELSE: COLLECTED & DUBIOUS WIT & WISDOM OF LEMONY SNICKET. Text copyright © 2019 by Lemony Snicket. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
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Digital Edition APRIL 2019 ISBN: 978-0-06-285422-3
Print ISBN: 978-0-06-285421-6
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