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  The Clusterous Forest kept rustling and shivering on the other side of the tracks, and from time to time I looked into its thick and swirling depths, until at last I found a place that had been cleared a little. There was even a small path, winding its way into the seaweed and disappearing within its whisperings. I stood and thought. I thought about my sister, and I thought about my chaperone and my other associates and the people of Stain’d-by-the-Sea, and last of all I thought about Ellington Feint. I wondered what she’d known about her father. I wondered if villainy was like Armstrong Feint, someone once kind and gentle who lowered himself into treachery, or more like a mysterious beast, hidden in the depths and summoned to wickedness. But all these questions seemed wrong. They weren’t my job. Like Hector and Widdershins, like Josephine and Monty and the rest of my associates, my job was not to ask questions about villainy, but to try and repair its damage.

  I turned and kept moving. I walked away from the city, where I’d had my early training, and I walked away from Stain’d-by-the-Sea, where I no longer belonged. I walked away from the tracks and into the wild and lawless territory of the Clusterous Forest. I moved quickly. I moved quietly. The beast shivered in my coat. My apprenticeship was over, but there was still work to be done.

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  ALSO BY LEMONY SNICKET

  ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS

  “Who Could That Be at This Hour?”

  “When Did You See Her Last?”

  “Shouldn’t You Be in School?”

  “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?”

  ADDITIONAL REPORTS

  File Under: Thirteen Suspicious Incidents

  Contents

  COVER

  TITLE PAGE

  WELCOME

  DEDICATION

  CHAPTER ONE

  CHAPTER TWO

  CHAPTER THREE

  CHAPTER FOUR

  CHAPTER FIVE

  CHAPTER SIX

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  CHAPTER NINE

  CHAPTER TEN

  CHAPTER ELEVEN

  CHAPTER TWELVE

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN

  ALSO BY LEMONY SNICKET

  COPYRIGHT

  Copyright

  Text copyright © 2015 by Lemony Snicket

  Art copyright © 2015 by Seth

  Cover art © 2015 by Seth

  Cover design by Gail Doobinin

  Cover © 2015 Hachette Book Group, Inc.

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  First ebook edition: September 2015

  ISBN 978-0-316-22505-2

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